The Chloe Power Hour

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Back soon with more, but for now, quick 24 thoughts:

Chloe = deadliest nerd ever!

"Dammit!"

"He said you're the best analyst we have." "I know." = gold.

"Yeah!"

Okay, what's with this show suddenly being talked about like it has a conservative agenda? Look, I consider myself pretty liberal, but if some terrorists are about to nuke our country I think a little extreme violence in order to get avert disaster may be justified. And need I point out that the shows' Nixon-esque Republican president is about to be usurped by the former Democratic prez, David Palmer? Personally, I commend this show for dispensing with the overly PC-TV crap and not forcing the terrorists to be British white dudes or whatever just to avoid offending anyone. Plus, it's entertainment. Last I checked I don't want my ass-kicking action heroes to be week-kneed peacenick hippies (that would be pretty boring TV).

Where is the Sec. of Defense? Maybe the CTU dining hall served up some bad burritos about four hours ago?

The timeline on this show is totally crazy, as some others have pointed out. Everything is 5 minutes away from CTU - but when someone's life is in danger it takes like 5 hours to get to them!

Nerds and their fragile egos! Come on Edgar, bow down to your Geek Lord: Chloe.

Hmm, maybe Jack Bauer should ditch that annoying Audrey and give Chloe some "field action."

Now that Palmer is back will he still appear in all those Allstate commercials during the show?

Damn the secret service and their bumbling ways!

Gotta love Castle - he has no personality as of yet but he seems ready and willing to fill in and kick some terrorist ass when duty calls.

Definitely some old-school La Femme Nikita influence in tonight's ep: anyone remeber the one where Birkoff had to go out in the field even though he was the tech guy, and he had to use a gun and jill some bad guys and afterwards he was all shaken up? Anyone? Anyone?

That Mike Novak sure gets around from president to president ...

Why do terrorists always have their secret headquarters in sketchy euro-trashtastic nightclubs? Especially since they never seem to dance, and their hired muscle guys are always really conspicuous, since they are just standing there looking all tough and not getting their grooves on ...

Hmm, I wonder how many nightclubs have secret underground tunnels to be used by terrorists as getaway routes in case of infiltration?

Bomb!

Dammit!

Yeah!

CHLOE WITH A MACHINE GUN GOING POSTAL ON SOME EVIL TERRORIST KEYSTER!

For the unconverted, watch 24, will ya?

My grade: A -

Uh oh, we have hostile targets, approaching at a twenty degree radius. Gotta set up a perimeter and coordinate with tactical. Baram out.